January 2012
walking into a white girl at school
me: sorry
her: omg it's ok don't worry things happen
walking into a black girl at school
me: sorry
her: BITCH WHAT THE FUCK WATCH WHERE THE FUCK YOU'RE GOING I WENT THROUGH FUCKIN SLAVERY I DON'T DESERVE THIS SHIT FUCKIN WHITE PEOPLE WHAT THE FUCK BITCH HOE NIGGA
December 2011
“OH MY GOD YOU’RE A DOG HEY SMELL ME I’M A DOG TOO”
– Dogs (via toocooltobehipster)
My new years resolution?
I’ve actually never had one of these. But this year, it’s to get toned and big as fuck and not be an over sensitive little bitch. I’ll pull through this year.
Steven listened to me making cat noises on the...
snugglebugparisa:
he luvs me
Hey Parisa, remember this?
snugglebugparisa:
eatsleepstrokesrepeat:
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Anonymous asked: What are some artists?
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Oh my god.
I miss all of my music. All the shit I used to listen to in 7th grade. I just downloaded so many albums. Happy Steven is happy.
me: did it hurt?
mom: what
me: when you blew through the earth, emerging from hell
mom:
How teens and adults text
hoyitsjcbayan:
Expectations:
Teens - wut es up! wut r u doing 2day? want 2 go & do sum stuff
Adults - What are you doing today? Want to hang out?
Reality:
Teens - Hey! What you doing today? Want to hang out?
Adults - wut es up! wut r u doing 2day? want 2 go & do sum stuff
nolifefaggot asked: nigggGUH plz. I have my biker friends meet up with ya bitch azz lata ten will we see whose the bitchie bitch of the bicthes bitchie bitch.
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nolifefaggot replied to your post: You probably saw the picture of the guy behind us. I will tell him to kill you, BE CAREFUL WITH YA WORDS SON.
He will climb through your window, so hide ya kids, hide ya wife. I probably said that in the wrong order…
you said it right. youre still a stupid bitch :-)
nolifefaggot asked: You probably saw the picture of the guy behind us. I will tell him to kill you, BE CAREFUL WITH YA WORDS SON.
excuse-my-charisma:
I looked up what national holiday my birthday is on. Turns out it’s World Population Day. Now I know my mission.
When you spend all night doing a project due the... →
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Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard
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Yo what the fuck. I just want to go see you.
